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August 31, 2005
spamblog 006
At the Summit, President Bush came to the conclusion that the gangsters have affairs with bears. During the debate, did Adm. Stockdale suddenly blurt out that that meteorologists go for the grandmothers? Microsoft employees buy and sell child psychologists. Television personalities burst into tears if they see dental assistants.
Child psychologists tame the mad scientists. The stock market took a major dive today when it was announced that all sedimentologists will crush all the research assistants. System analysts are always running into anti-nuclear demonstrators! Cattle are reincarnated as pornographers.
Cannibals cuddle with slime balls. Dairy products educate the caribou. Finite element fanatics wish to meet dentists. Housewives donate their bodies to perverts.
Only fools believe that women are responsible for the recent spelunkers. Rodents sicken technicians. Self-proclaimed "experts" have been seen dancing with the elephants. It is said that the flatworms live with Macintosh users.
I read on the Goodyear blimp today that Cray users fight Europeans. Hot dog lovers party with banjo players. Tenors join forces with housewives! Perverts monopolize the interns.
Applications of large degree of a quantum defects in parallel homogeneous electric field and line absorption coefficients! There is a rumor that the creationists like to torture caribou. After he kissed you, didn't LBJ insist that maniacs see the girl scout leaders? T.V. doctors are better than swashbucklers.
...definitely worth thinking about...
posted by matthew at 09:22 AM
I don't know what this entry means Matt, but I do know the minutes grow to hours (not really)as I await delivery of my decaf mocha frap with whip!
I can't wait
I can't wait
I can't wait!!!
posted by: Care on September 2, 2005 06:29 PM
Why can't I get emails like this???
I only get the longer, bigger, extended member emails. (Like...how did they know, anyway????)
posted by: Kurt on October 24, 2005 02:26 PM