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October 24, 2005
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haywood pullian <perkins@turbonett.com> writes:
Subject: It's time you granted him a token they can wear for work or for play.
Are you one of those whodespisees when parcels take an eternity to get to you? Speedy mailing services can be done for your chronometers and you canmonitor the progress of your shipment online.
Our selection of wrist-watches will match your style and embellish your image.
you know haywood, i *am* one of those whodespisees. there goes the neighborhood, i hear it all the time, people whisper it behind my back, "there goes a whodespisee, look at him."
and us whodespisees absolutely hate it when our chronometers take an eternity to arrive. eternity is just too long for us to wait. after all, haywood, you and i both know how little value there will be in having a chronometer after eternity has passed -- even a good one.
what's more, if anything is true, it is that us whodespisees have images that need embellishment. we're sick and tired of kicking around in the dust with an unembellished image. and we know it.
i think you are right on the mark this time haywood, right dead center.
posted by matthew at 01:34 AM
Vulnerant omnes, ultima necat.
posted by: marlon brando's dinner on October 24, 2005 08:28 AM
Can you forward the mail to me?
I am dying to see which cronometer matches MY style!
Fantastic post, Matt!
posted by: Kurt on October 24, 2005 11:33 AM
I have "canmoniter"ed a few times, but typically in the privacy of my bathroom. Never in public.
posted by: Kurt on October 24, 2005 03:57 PM
Maybe I'm weird (well, actually, there's no "maybe" about that!), but I really don't have time for chronometers.
: )
And "whodespisees" remind me of "whodipsies," but I have NO IDEA what either of them happens to be!!
posted by: Di on October 24, 2005 11:43 PM