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February 11, 2006

chuck norris facts

just try to go here and not click on to page 2, and 3, and so on...

thanks, john!

supplemental link. Please enjoy these links responsibly.

posted by matthew at 05:30 PM




Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me in the face once. He didn't want to. I had to beg him.

posted by: Jack on February 11, 2006 10:28 PM


supplemental...

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET: "I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously."

Looks like we got off lightly. Heaven help us all if he had taken offence. He probably would have seriously pissed on his lighter and incinerated each and every one of us!

posted by: Derek on February 13, 2006 06:02 AM


Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

posted by: Chuck Norris on February 13, 2006 09:53 PM


I got all my best ideas from Chuck Norris, bar none.

posted by: Leonardo DaVinci on February 14, 2006 10:35 PM