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February 08, 2006
a cocksucking cowboy -- a buttery nipple
this drink is certified on the moon. the drill is as follows, according to my authority in Oz:
butternut schnapps in the glass first
baileys gently on tom -- er -- top.
(do not mix them)
shoot the lot.
lather, rinse, and repeat 4x.
wait 15 minutes
bling!
do the mystery dance
if you experiment with the above on earth (encouraged), please post your evaluation below.
posted by matthew at 08:53 PM
"Butternut Schnapps"?
Uhm... so, you must've done quite a lot of research before you posted that tonight, eh? Getting the proportions just right and all.
Why am I having difficulty imagining myself actually ordering one of those outloud at a public watering hole?
posted by: Carroll on February 9, 2006 01:42 AM
you'd be surprised how easy it gets after the first one... and if not, i'm sure there'll be an enterprising gentlman who's more than willing to help facilitate a graceful exit from your dilemma.
posted by: matt on February 9, 2006 07:52 AM
I thought this was a slippery nipple.
??
posted by: Di on February 9, 2006 07:57 PM
What kind of snacks to you serve with a cocksucking cowboy? Jerky?
posted by: Jack on February 9, 2006 09:57 PM
Snacks? Did somebody mention snacks???
posted by: Anonymous on February 10, 2006 01:25 AM
Oops, that was me -- my hoof is still kinda slippery from the salsa you guys spilled on the floor over here today. What a great party that was. I got bags and bags of chips, and there was guacamole and everything. (urp) But I still have room for some snacks!
posted by: Frankie on February 10, 2006 01:29 AM
I'm not quite as thirsty as I was before I got here...
posted by: Wandering Willow on March 12, 2006 10:00 PM