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February 03, 2006
spamblog 016
well now, here's a new one...
Sidney Workman <m_irina_05@list.ru> writes:
Subject: Want to live forever?
Hi there!
Want to live forever? Or at least, longer than you was to? Here is the way to trick Mother Nature!
Its widely known, that there is a special hormone, which is responsible for the rejuvenation and growth of human tissues. Its produced by your anterior pituitary gland in the brain, and as you grow older its produced less and less by your body.
But what if bring this Human Growth Hormone from somewhere outside and into your body? The scientists has found a formula for a rejuvenation course, so dont wait and find the solution of the eternal problem here!
http://bdfgiqjaleem.nisploc.net/?laceberwoqwybweizhghh
actuallly that wasn't quite the exact web address he used, i admit. if you do want to speak with him, you can try his email or just wait for him to get in touch with you -- it's a good bet he's going to be around for a long, long time.
Not sure you have much time left? or are you too impatient to wait? let me know and I'll get you set up with the elixer of life. Sidney has really tapped a root here -- a solution to the eternal problem that the scientists has found.
Think of how pissed off Ponce de Leon will be when he finds out how easy his quest could have been if he'd only waited for the Internet to be born. ( ...and you know Ponce wanted to live forever, or at least, longer than he was to, right?)
posted by matthew at 05:56 AM
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
posted by: Steven Wright on February 3, 2006 11:54 AM
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
posted by: any random moon blog reader on February 3, 2006 11:55 AM
You think you’re gonna live forever, but you won’t. Someone’ll kill ya. Someone’ll kill ya with a knife.
posted by: Carl on February 3, 2006 11:57 AM
Myself, I take 657 vitamins a day. I don't have time for anything else, really. But I'll live forever!
posted by: I am NOT a borg! on February 3, 2006 12:00 PM