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January 13, 2008
time, money, and requirements
Subject: Offer (Make Extra Income to make 2008 your year)
Dear Sir/Ma,
Please permit me to write you irrespective of the fact we have not met before. I got your contact through network online hence I decided to write you. I would be very interested in offering you a part-time paying job in which you could earn up to $4,000 a month in extra income.
Getting an accountant in the USA/Canada or opening an account would have been my best choice if I was not working on a deadline that must meet a 24 hour turn around time, other options are not on my side due to time,money, and requirements. This is why I am offering a part time opportunity to someone responsible who can supply prompt assistant and service.
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Work as my payment assistant in charge of collecting and processing the payments from the associates.You are to receive payment from associate, cash the payment, deduct 10% of every payment received as your commission and forward the balance according to my instructions.
IS THIS LEGAL? YES
It is very legal (article 15.3) Employment Opportunity Act. My lawyer checked all legal provisions concerning any domestic or international law against businesses or deals of domestic monetary trade. Doing this business is 100% safe and legal.
Please reply via email with complete information as requested:
NAME, ADDRESS (NOT P.O BOX),CITY,COUNTRY, PHONE NUMBER,AGE,SEX,OCCUPATION AND EMAIL.
All replies should be sent to: DR Henry Martins Chung.
dr.henry_m@gcn.cx
Regards,
posted by matthew at 11:24 AM
Dear Henry, Sorry I ran out on you when you were young. I had my reasons, but they will not matter to you now. As a result, we never met. It sounds as though you are doing well for yourself. A successful international businessman. So knowledgeable of the law. I'm afraid I will have to turn down your generous offer to work as your payment assistant, though, despite the potential for $4000 a month of extra income. But thank you for thinking of me. Regards, Ma.
posted by: Jack on January 13, 2008 06:43 PM
Damn, I sent all my details to Dr Chung and even added my bank account details and PIN for good measure... but I haven't heard anything! I'm guessing that one of those 'net smart' guys got the job.
Say, does anyone know why my bank balance is in the red?
posted by: Derek on January 14, 2008 06:18 AM
Wow, what a fabulous deal! And it *must* be legal, right? I mean, his lawyer checked it all out, and it's not one of those scams that ask for your Social Security number or anything. Sounds like a golden opportunity to me!
posted by: Carroll on January 14, 2008 12:17 PM
Hey, it's March. Isn't it March? Yeah, it's March. Time to change the sheets. Return the neighbor's spark plug wrench. Fill the gopher hole. Update the blog.
posted by: Jack on March 1, 2008 01:38 PM