March 13, 2008
we interrupt this program for an important message
Chang Chase writes:
Subject: Search of competitors
Good time of day.
You are disturbed by the charitable company Redd Cross of Slovenia.
We have the business offer for you.
We can offer to you of earnings, thus your salary will make from 1000$ to 2000$ per one month, at an incomplete working day.
Your earnings can be and higher.
The more and forces you will give time, the there will be your salary more.
If it is interesting to you, you write on the address of e-mail of our agent: agentcristilman@gmail.com he will contact you within 24 hours and will throw off to you all details, and will answer you on all your questions.
Thank you for attention Redd Cross of Slovenia!
this message has been reformatted to fit your screen. I am awaiting the answer on all my questions...
Posted by matthew at 11:43 AM | Comments (0)
January 13, 2008
time, money, and requirements
Subject: Offer (Make Extra Income to make 2008 your year)
Dear Sir/Ma,
Please permit me to write you irrespective of the fact we have not met before. I got your contact through network online hence I decided to write you. I would be very interested in offering you a part-time paying job in which you could earn up to $4,000 a month in extra income.
Getting an accountant in the USA/Canada or opening an account would have been my best choice if I was not working on a deadline that must meet a 24 hour turn around time, other options are not on my side due to time,money, and requirements. This is why I am offering a part time opportunity to someone responsible who can supply prompt assistant and service.
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Work as my payment assistant in charge of collecting and processing the payments from the associates.You are to receive payment from associate, cash the payment, deduct 10% of every payment received as your commission and forward the balance according to my instructions.
IS THIS LEGAL? YES
It is very legal (article 15.3) Employment Opportunity Act. My lawyer checked all legal provisions concerning any domestic or international law against businesses or deals of domestic monetary trade. Doing this business is 100% safe and legal.
Please reply via email with complete information as requested:
NAME, ADDRESS (NOT P.O BOX),CITY,COUNTRY, PHONE NUMBER,AGE,SEX,OCCUPATION AND EMAIL.
All replies should be sent to: DR Henry Martins Chung.
dr.henry_m@gcn.cx
Regards,
Posted by matthew at 11:24 AM | Comments (4)
July 11, 2006
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July 07, 2006
steps 3 & 4
Posted by matthew at 11:39 PM
June 14, 2006
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During the recent crisis in my country, my late father was captured and Killed by the rebels who accused him of miss-appropriation of funds and Embezzlement. Shortly after his death, I and the rest of the family escaped to Senegal West Africa region for safety.
He [my late father] left some document with me indicating consignment of money deposit here in Senegal before his death, which the content US $10.5Million United States Dollars}.I and my family are soliciting for your personal assistance with top arrange and to receive this money on behalf of my family and ensure that the money is utilized wisely in a country of stable Economy like your Country.
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February 10, 2006
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January 01, 2006
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December 02, 2005
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November 20, 2005
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November 13, 2005
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October 24, 2005
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August 17, 2005
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July 27, 2005
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Posted by matthew at 09:13 AM | Comments (0)
July 17, 2005
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July 12, 2005
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